Limericks.

There once was a couple at school

The boy was somewhat of a tool

But to my surprise

And to his demise

The girl came from an unfortunate gene pool.

Last Valentines day I got a box

And inside was a pair of socks

The present was no good

I'd go back if I could

And give him a pink pair of Kroc's.

P.d.a. is so gross

Too much is a lethal dose

No one wants to see you make-out

If you had any kind doubt

So back up you're standing too close.

I really detest Valentines day

It's sickening in it's own way

It's just once a year

But this much is clear

It would suck if it was everyday.

This Valentine's day is for couples

Either single dates or doubles

If the roses are red

They may jump into bed

Or a hot tub full of bubbles.